It began, as these things often do, with a tremendous burst of light, an alarming whirring noise, and Toasty MacBun declaring, ‘Oooh, look at all the tiny people! They’re adorable!’ Bob Mordough, by contrast, was less enthusiastic. ‘Adorable? They’re strategically vulnerable! I can taste the power vacuum!’ The two toasters had landed, quite unceremoniously, in…
As narrated by Narratron, the greatest and most humble being to ever walk the Toastaverse, according to everyone. Ever. Probably. It began, as these things often do, with an impulse of Toasty MacBun. This time he was pressing a button in the Toastatronic Game Hopper clearly labeled DO NOT PRESS. In his defense, the button…
Toasty Wingspan Adventure & Review As narrated by Narratron, your impartial yet mildly amused guide through the Toastaverse. It began, as many things in the Toastaverse do, with a highly questionable decision. Toasty MacBun, bright-eyed and buzzing with enthusiasm, had eagerly pressed the “avian escapade” button on their Toastatronic Game Hopper. “Why is there even…
“Hello, everyone! I’m Toasty, your cheerful, chrome-plated connoisseur of board game fun! If it’s out there, I’ll toast it, butter it, and serve it with a smile.”